Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
A Sibling's Affectionate Interruption
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, genius, I'm gonna break it down for ya. So, this person, right, they call their sis over, but then they act like they just wanted a hug. But the sister is smart and knows what's up. She knows they just want attention. You probably wouldn't know anything about attention.
Morbid Al
Obviously this guy has A.D.D... He started typing a joke then forgot it was supposed to funny...