Short jokes
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Did you?
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.