Short jokes
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.