Short jokes
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
I like my kids like I like my lamps. Hung from the ceiling.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.