Short jokes
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.