Short jokes
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!