Short jokes
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.