Moron Suspense Trickery and Teasing with Delayed Gratification

Alright, listen up, you simpleton! This joke is all about leading you on. It sets you up with a question, something you might actually think about (though I doubt it), and then BAM! No answer. You're left hanging, waiting for a punchline that ain't coming today. It's like dangling a shiny object in front of a baby... oh wait, that's you!