Short jokes
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!