Short jokes
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.