Short jokes
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
She really wanted a boner.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
So he didn't have to pay the gas bills.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?