Short jokes
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What kind of band never plays music?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.