Short jokes

Short jokes

Santa

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Rose

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Gun

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Paranoia

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

Miscarriage

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Pizza

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Difference

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Minecraft

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Noise

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

Sun

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

People

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.