Short jokes
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!