Short jokes
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.