Short jokes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.