Short jokes
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Everyone put your age here.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.