Short jokes
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What happened to watersharky?
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
3+3=****
Penny.