Short jokes
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.