Short jokes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.