Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Short Jokes
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Mole
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
