Short jokes
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.