Short jokes
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Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
1+1? Too hard.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
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Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."