Short jokes
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!