Short jokes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What the heck did I discover?
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.