Short jokes
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.