Short jokes
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
I like pie.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."