Short jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Bunger.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.