Short jokes
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What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.