Short jokes
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My anus smells.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱