Short jokes
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.