Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Short Jokes
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
