Short jokes
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)