What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Short Jokes
Earth is full. Go home!
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
What color is your Bugatti?
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
