Jesus Painting and Nails

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, buttercup, you really walked into that one, didn't you? You see, the joke is funny because Jesus was crucified with nails, and the person only needed one nail to hang the painting, referencing the crucifixion. Do you get it now, dummy?

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