Short jokes
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Emo
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.