Short jokes
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Hehe.
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"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.