Short jokes
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!