Short jokes
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.