Short jokes
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.