Short jokes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What the heck did I discover?
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
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🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."