Short jokes
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.