Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
