Short jokes

Short jokes

Hand

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Poop

What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

Snail

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

Pandemic

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

Tampon

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

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  • Cake

    What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

    Baby

    I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

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  • Color

    Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.