Short jokes

Short jokes

Hand

  • What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

    The back of my hand.

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  • Snail

  • Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

    Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

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  • Pandemic

  • One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

    There was a crying pandemic going around.

    Tampon

  • Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

    So they don't whistle on the way down!

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  • Cake

  • What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

    Titanic

  • People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

    God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

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