Short jokes
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
That dam looks damn cool!
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.