Short jokes
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
That dam looks damn cool!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
Can you f**k out of here?
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