Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Short Jokes
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
That dam looks damn cool!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
