Short jokes

Short jokes

Snail

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

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  • Pandemic

    One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

    There was a crying pandemic going around.

    Tampon

    Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

    So they don't whistle on the way down!

    Cake

    What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

    Baby

    I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

    Color

    Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

    Girlfriend

    911 what's your emergency?

    Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

    Operator: What happened!?

    Me: She bit the tip.