Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
69, 420, 21.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"