Short jokes
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the wayđ.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? âYouâre on a roll!â
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
That dam looks damn cool!
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Whatâs the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! đđ
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Why didnât the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! đ
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldnât destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, whereâs my icebergs?