yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Why can’t dinosaur clap? Because their dead
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap! Because they’re dead.
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
Lemme clap your girls booty cheeks daddy papi
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he is DEAD.
Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because their dead.
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
