Clap Jokes

Kaden Fieldgrove
in Orphan

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

Anonymous

Why can’t a t-rex clap?

Because it’s dead.

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Dau Dau
in Orphan

How to make a orphans hand bleed??? By making them clap until there parents come back.

Anonymous

How do you make an adopted kid bleed… tell him to clap until his parents come back

in Orphan

How do you make a Orphan’s hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home

Anonymous
in Animal

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.

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Rapt
in Anti-jokes

Why couldn’t the T-Rex clap?

Because he’s dead.

D.K.

kid “whats dark humor” mom “you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap” kid “I am blind mom” “exactly” said mom

Cheese
in Orphan

How to make a orphans hands hurt:make them clap their hands till their parent comes back

Sam
in Bad

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because there dead.

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Anonymous

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

Anonymous

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

SpazticMetalhead
in Death

Why cant a T-Rex Clap

He’s Dead

Anonymous
in Orphan

How do make an orphans hands bleed: tell them to clap til’ their parents get home

Anonymous

Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he is DEAD.

Anonymous
in Orphan

How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You make them clap until their parents come home

Mia
in Orphan

How do you make a orphans hands bleed

Make them clap till there parents come back

Kevin
in Orphan

How do you make a orphan’s hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till they’re parents come home