Why can’t a t-rex clap?

Because it’s dead.

Why couldn’t the T-Rex clap?

Because he’s dead.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap! Because they’re dead.

Why cant dinosaurs clap? cause there dead.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because their dead.

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because there dead.

Q: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

A: Because they’re Dead.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead."

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cause they’re dead

Why can`t dinosaurs clap? because they’re dead!

Why can’t a dinosaur clap? Because it’s dead

Why can’t you hear a dinosaurs clap? They’re dead

why can’t dinosaurs clap? because their dead.

So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY clap clap clap clap”.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed

Reel them to clap until there parent come home

Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I’m blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half