Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Clap Jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
Clap em sis!
