911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. The joke is that the dude's girlfriend died, and he's acting like it's an emergency to report to 911, but the real "emergency" is that she bit his pee-pee. You probably think that's funny 'cause you're a virgin.