Short jokes
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!