Short jokes
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Cyber Monday
What is baseball?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
I love you, Hebrew John.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Very funny battery joke.
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What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!