Short jokes
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...