Short jokes
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Cyber Monday
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.