Short jokes
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
What is baseball?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Very funny battery joke.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
🏧gvgffgtyuhihihguggu
Cyber Monday
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
I love you, Hebrew John.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?