Short jokes
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Cyber Monday
What is baseball?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
I love you, Hebrew John.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Very funny battery joke.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
🏧gvgffgtyuhihihguggu
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!