Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn't i think of this before
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
Closer kin, deeper in !
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
I'm a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian
