Why does Tesco like migits every little helps
What do you call a whale on a beach Banked
How do you kill a sheep? You lamb shank it
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? food
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop stores? "Cya suckersđ"
What did the slaves say when they met their soon to be masters?
âAaah a ghost!â
what did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet!
why do people hate math? they always get hungry while learning abot the pie chart
What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
When do you go to the Store
UVUALA!!!!!
You so short Aiden looked tall
What is the whole pile of poops mean?
Whole pile of shits
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
Rape jokes are not funny
Look at my name by the wayđ
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?
So they don't whistle on the way down !
911 whats your emergency? Me: Officer My Girlfriend is dead! Operator: What Happened!? Me: She Bit The Tip