Short jokes
Nancy, the throat goat!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"