Short jokes
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
the george floyd situation was breath taking
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I think your hairline is too stupid.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Nancy, the throat goat!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.