Short jokes
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.