What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
My parents said to me, "When ever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay' It's really not. So I said OKAY.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh
Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What did one candle say to the other? Want to go out tonight?
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.