Short jokes
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.