Short jokes
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Willy found some dynamite,
couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Willy seven days.
Fun game to get.
Why are women like parking spots?
Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
Spppppp.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!