Short jokes
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I think your hairline is too stupid.
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Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Nancy, the throat goat!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"