Short jokes
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Nancy, the throat goat!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.