Short jokes
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My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
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Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Nancy, the throat goat!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I think your hairline is too stupid.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.