Short jokes
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
I just had sex.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
69, 420, 21.