Short jokes
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Steven Hawking
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Hi huuuuuy.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.