Short jokes
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Steven Hawking
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Hi huuuuuy.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.