Short jokes

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

Where did daddy cum in the bed?...

Everywhere!

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.

An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.

Steven Hawking

Where do cows eat lunch?

In the calfeteria, dumb butt!

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

Hi huuuuuy.

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?

To sing.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.