Short jokes
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.