Short jokes
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.