Short jokes
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!