Short jokes
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.