Short jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂