Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Short Jokes
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What the heck did I discover?
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My anus smells.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
