What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Short Jokes
It's sad someone has ligma.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
qwertyuiol.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
