Short jokes
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Cocomelon.
Gigachad.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.