Short jokes
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!