Short jokes
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.