Short jokes
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Anal.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!