Short jokes
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.