Short jokes
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
You're overreacting.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.