Short jokes
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
I breathe in African food.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
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Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
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Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.