Short jokes
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
My life...
My nan's gayyyyyy.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What the heck did I discover?
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.