Short jokes
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
Orange you glad to see me?
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.