Short jokes
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Naruto solos.