Short jokes
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Bust it open for Jesus!
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.