Short jokes
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
May.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
What did a
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.