Short jokes
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Make like your hairline and scram!
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
You are the joke.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???