Short jokes
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.