🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Short Jokes
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
qwertyuiol.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
