Short jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Lessi
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
You should always be happy about family and love.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.