Short jokes
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.