Short jokes

Short jokes

Cut

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Sister

Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?

A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.

Dad

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

Father

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Knife

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

Pitch

What’s the definition of β€œperfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Straight guy

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

Emo

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Breath

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! πŸ‘πŸ’¨