Short jokes
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.