Short jokes
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
I love gay people. UwU
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
I suck big weiner.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.