Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Glip gloop glap.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.