Short jokes
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Kids?
Fuck you and your shitty family!
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.