Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
penis balls cum <3
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?
Nudacris.