Short jokes
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
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All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
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Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Hahah, funny joke!
I ate a man because he was dead!
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
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