Short jokes
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
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Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.