Short jokes
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Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"