Short jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"