Short jokes

Short jokes

Mom

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Kid

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Orphan

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Mum

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Mum

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Wordplay

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

Pledge

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Bus Driver

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

People

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.