Short jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"