Short jokes
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
I like penguins.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her