Short jokes
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why does the orange š beat the other fruits š in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.