Short jokes
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.