Short jokes
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?