Short jokes
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
I have a secret crush on your momma.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.