Short jokes
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
W fr W
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)