Short jokes
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Cheesiest jokes.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
I like my humor like my people. Well done.