Short jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
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So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.