Short jokes
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”