Short jokes
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Pee.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.