Short jokes
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.