Short jokes
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?