Short jokes
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Kidloland
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Get confused with Confucius!
My abortion.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.