Short jokes

Short jokes

Breath

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! πŸ‘πŸ’¨

Book

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Dam

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Depression

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Terrorist

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Breath

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

Emo

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Wendy

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Attempt

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

Cannibal

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!