Short jokes
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!