Short jokes

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

Ok.

"Thank you, what is your wish?"

I wish for my 5 cents back.

Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

Where is the pocket?

It is there, the pocket.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.

I'm serious, what's a "dad?"

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

I think I need to kiss your butt.

Lee Bryan

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.

So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"