Short jokes
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Dababy
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Good night.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
Cocomelon.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!