Short jokes
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.