Short jokes
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Slit your wrists.