Short jokes
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Back bent.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
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How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.