Short jokes
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Your Fortnite win rate.