Short jokes
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Africa.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
penis balls cum <3
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."