Short jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Oof.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
You're gay, stop reading.
Which game do socialists hate the most?
Monopoly.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.