Short jokes
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
I declare war on Gwen!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.