Short jokes
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.