Short jokes
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.