Short jokes
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
BBNBHD.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Games
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
S, ss, slalom. A.