Short jokes
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
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Your love life.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Poop and balls through the walls!