Short jokes
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
He's in a wheelchair.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Rice Middle School
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Racism.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.