Short jokes
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I put the fun in funeral.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The Nazis.
Justin Masotti
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
RIP Candace.