Short jokes
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.