Short jokes
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I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Scree.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.