Short jokes
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.