Short jokes
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Lorne Armstrong
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.