Dark humour jokes
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.