Dark Humour Jokes

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What does food and dark humour have in common?

Not everybody gets it.

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

I am dark humor.

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.