Short jokes
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
big booty latinas.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.