Short jokes
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
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Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."