Short jokes
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.