What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Short Jokes
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
