Short jokes
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Prom (DYM 85).