Short jokes
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?