♫Transgenders men in disguise♫....A xxx transformers parody coming soon to DVD
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
Spell ihop , now say ness at the end...😂.....I ate your penus!!
i hate stairs their always up to something
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.
What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,"HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
i hate myself
