Short jokes

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣