Short jokes
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Capitalism.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!