Short jokes
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Angel is a good word.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?