I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Short Jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
