Short jokes
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
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