Short jokes
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Be nice.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!