Short jokes
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
............
Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.