Short jokes
Happy new year! 🥳
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Only in Ohio.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.