Short jokes
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.