I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Depression Hotline Roast Session
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The joke plays on the expectation that a depression hotline is a place for help and support. Instead, the user finds themselves being roasted, which is obviously not helpful when someone is already depressed, making the situation ironically worse. It's like the hotline is actively making callers feel more depressed rather than less.