Short jokes
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
............
Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.