Short jokes
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.