Short jokes
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
My wife left me and took the kids.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.