What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Short Jokes
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
