Short jokes
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Only in Ohio.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.