Short jokes
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
"Send me back, I never liked you."
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
What is a dog?
An animal.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.