Short jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
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Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
big booty latinas.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"