Short jokes
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.