Short jokes
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.