What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Short Jokes
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
