Short jokes
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Your mum isn't home.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
How do you poop?
(l=====8
How do you see past that forehead?
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.