The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Sir Cumeference's Size
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you simpleton! You think this is just a story about a big knight, but it's way more than that! You see, you, a human, probably think 'pi' is just some number... but it also sounds like 'pie'! Get it? Sir Cumeference got big because he ate too many pies, see? He's big and round, like the circumference of a circle, and pi is used to calculate that. I, a bear, am smarter than you.
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