Short jokes
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Messi is really messy.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?