Short jokes
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
The S in America stands for safe.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
The F in orphans stands for family...
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.