Short jokes
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Fennec users lmao.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
I'm Tall.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"