Short jokes
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.