Short jokes
I like strippers on me.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.