Short jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."