Short jokes
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.