Short jokes
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Jokes...
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
The only joke here is the topic.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...