Short jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
Hey ummm help!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"