When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
Short Jokes
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
