Short jokes
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.