Short jokes
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.