What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Lemme clap your girls booty cheeks daddy papi
David? MITOSIS
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? a chill pill.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
I'm Tall
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
A man walked into a bar....He got seven stitches.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
