Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
Short Jokes
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
