Short jokes
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Chupapi Muñañyo
I like school.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.