Short jokes
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.