Chemistry joke jokes

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

I told a chemistry joke once.

There was no reaction.

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A: HeHe.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.