Chemistry joke jokes

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

I told a chemistry joke once.

There was no reaction.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.