Chemistry joke jokes

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

I told a chemistry joke once.

There was no reaction.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.