What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
