Short jokes
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. šš
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What do you call pasta thatās made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (Itās my first one, lol)
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?