Might and Magic jokes

What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?

It's a deady bear.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?