Might and Magic jokes

What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?

It's a deady bear.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?