What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Surprise Adoption
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slow-brain. Since your internal processor is clearly outdated, I'll explain it: an orphan has no parents, so being snatched is just an expedited adoption process. You probably struggle with door handles, don't you?
dontresist
AND they get candy, what an awesome day for them!!!