Short jokes
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Mohe?
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.