Short jokes
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.