Short jokes

Short Jokes

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."