Short jokes
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.