* Boner.
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
Where do sick boats go? -- The dock!
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
what is Africa's most famous sport?
the hunger games.
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
