Short jokes
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
There is one rapist among us.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).