Short jokes
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Must have been a woman pilot.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.