Short jokes
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.