Short jokes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?

He doesn't like commitment.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

Do trees pee?

How else do we have No. 1 pencils?

My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"

Me "OH NO" 💀

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?