Short jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
You guys are crazy!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!