Short jokes
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
All Nepali love momos.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Ttt.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?