Short jokes
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?