Short jokes

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?