Short jokes
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
There is one rapist among us.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.