Short jokes
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.