Short jokes
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.