Short jokes
Balls in your jaws.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.