Short jokes

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism.

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

What do bees do when they get married?

They go on a honeymoon.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."

Father: "Sorry."