Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
I go beep like a Jeep.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"