Short jokes
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.