Short jokes
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
The joke is u.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"