Short jokes
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!