Short jokes
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
"Hold my beer, watch this."
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.