What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Short Jokes
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
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