Short jokes
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.