Short jokes
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why is Gennis gay?
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!