Short jokes
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
dvbmmnxc mhgdc gfdfngt.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!