Short jokes
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.