Short jokes
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.