Short jokes
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.