Short jokes

Short jokes

Memory

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Teacher

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. đź’€

Mommy

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Tootsie Roll

I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...

Dick

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Tragedy

People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.

Fat

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Pedophile

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Hare

What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!

Oral

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."