Short jokes
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
My favorite website.