Short jokes
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Cereal.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.