Short jokes
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.