Short jokes
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
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