Short jokes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!