Short jokes
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
I meant because.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.