Short jokes
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
cock, cock, and cum