What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Short Jokes
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
My grandfather says Iām too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So, she gets a divorce.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
