Short jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
cock, cock, and cum
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.