Short jokes
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
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What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
"Like if u cry everytime."
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!