Short jokes
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!