Short jokes
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.