Short jokes
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.