Short jokes

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

AOT > ur fav anime.

Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

2+2=4-1=3 quick math.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!