Short jokes
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.