Short jokes
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Aren't I badly good?
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Have a great day today!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.