Short jokes
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
priyanka
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.