What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
I like Cheetos.