Short jokes
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Getting ready for gangbang.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My acquaintance, William.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
You are.
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School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
My life.