Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
I like Cheetos.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
go drop kick a orphan. No one will know not like his parents would know
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH