Short jokes
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
"Let's go Brandon!"
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Hey Sandy.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.