Short jokes
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.