Short jokes
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
No one is smart. I am smart.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!