Short jokes
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.