Short jokes
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...