Short jokes
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
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