Short jokes
Cameron and Pav.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.