Short jokes

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

Blue Takis?

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"

What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."