Short jokes
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Blue Takis?
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)