Short jokes
Hairline got repossessed.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Austin Nash
bill tran
William
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Noob butter eater.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Hello.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.