Short jokes
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Putin's Brain:
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.