Short jokes
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How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”