Short jokes
Egg?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Me :D
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.