Short jokes
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*