Short jokes
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?