Short jokes
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do Ethiopians and castanets have in common?
They go "Click click" "Clack clack".
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Who the heck is Kristie?
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!