Short jokes
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Cereal.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Cameron and Pav.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.